Want to hit on a book nerd? Check out Flavorwire for 25 pick-up lines, tailored for bookworms. I found myself cringing just reading them, so I can’t imagine what facial expression I would display if someone actually used one of them on me. I suppose with the right amount of wine and self-deprecating grin, they could work.
Here are a few for your perusal:
– Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises.
– I know why the caged bird sings — because I’m that good, that’s why.
– I love the way you fill out an Amazon wishlist.
– Welcome to my apartment — or, as the ladies like to call it, The Joy Luck Club.
– Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”
– Forget the New Yorker. You’d make my 20 Under 40 list any day.
Well, I couldn’t use the last one on their list because I wasn’t able to make it through Infinite Jest.
Haha, me neither!
These are super corny lol
Pick up lines usually don’t work but these? These definitely would never work